Throughout today I'll be considering the following list: THINGS THAT STINK! First off on this list is the practice of parking your car on the lawn. So, just for the record, it is not cool to park on the front lawn!!! I'm not sure that any explanation or rational is necessary other than lawn parking is certainly in the same vein as mullets, Camaro driving and hauling your own garbage. All of the aforementioned, by the way, can be done at the same time.
So, more on THINGS THAT STINK!!! As promised. BTW, if there are any readers out there who would like to submit to the THINGS THAT STINK list, BMG.
Second on the list of things that stink is the current administration and it's flunky's desire to prevent the release of the Plan-B pill to the OTC status contrary to the fact that FDA scientists, unanimously find plan-b pill to be a safe form of birth control. The drum beat of the FDA higher-ups (puppets of W et all) is that Plan-B requires more bureacratic process before it can be sold over the counter. In other words we (substitute the current administration, the right wing conservative religions base, and folks like pill-popping Rush Limbaugh) believe that plan-b is a form of abortion.
6 comments:
Bazacon?
Zorak,
Word!
Well stated Zorak. On the subject of bazacon, it does not stink, and I will not add it to the THINGS THAT STINK list. However, I will note that the pesky little dogs that crap in my yard stink!!! Correction, the dog-people who don't scoop are really the stinkers.
Dude, my neighbors across the street stink!!! Why do you fertilize your lawn in the Summer!!!
Grease-my-Shaft
GMS, Your neighbor's lawn stinks because of the giant load of steaming steer manure that was unloaded there earlier in the week. Don't worry my friend, it will fester for another few days in the hot sun of weekend and probably generate a plauge of flies before it dries up and stops stinking.
Your Feet Stink
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